holy shit balls. baseball is fucking boring. pair that with some fat fuck who thinks that standing up when they play 'proud to be an american' makes him the biggest patriot since...who was that fucker that said - one if by land, two if by sea? that guy, regardless - fuck him. fuck him and his fat ass one cheeseburger away from a wheelchair fucking wife. and if you're a baseball fan - fuck you too. that felt good.
UPDATE: it's Paul Revere..it's tough trying to remember historical events when you're writting a post on your phone while sitting at a picnic table at nationals park drunk and angry.